lumpyspacepizza:

rickoconnells:

At a job interview like: “well I’m fat, so I have a lifetime’s experience of following my skinny friends around clothing stores and pretending to care”

omg

French girls with cameras are usually lesbians.

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs)

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

(via vvinteriscuming)

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

(via gayfather)

mutualize:

I officially hate boys

mutualize:

I officially hate boys

(Source: psychiartist, via tinydipper)

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

(via moriarty)

doctortorchwoodpottergames5:

ostracizedpoodle:

I’m upset and I want new clothes

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(via bluedoctorwhom)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via timeprince)