"Squeeze me, baby, till the juice runs down my leg

The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right out of bed"

— We’ve rounded up the five weirdest sexual lyrics, which includes The Lemon Song (Led Zeppelin), in which frontman Robert Plant talks about his penis like some kind of seedy fruit seller. Ok.  (via guardian)

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foxadhd:

Cop Calls Ferguson Protesters ‘F***ing Animals’

secret avengers #7

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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togifs:

Witchcraft

togifs:

Witchcraft

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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"

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treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

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