"Squeeze me, baby, till the juice runs down my leg
The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right out of bed"
— We’ve rounded up the five weirdest sexual lyrics, which includes The Lemon Song (Led Zeppelin), in which frontman Robert Plant talks about his penis like some kind of seedy fruit seller. Ok. (via guardian)
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i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
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"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"
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