- Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
- Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
- Teacher: Technically
- Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
- Teacher: what
- Student: what
the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
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One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.
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you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
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basiliskfangsclatterinthetardis:
or two face as an animaguscats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.This is a very real thing. It’s called a chimera.
It can happen to horses, mice, cats, and even humans.
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No but seriously this is it
This is the entire show
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im ok with this.
Ohhhh my.
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